reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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