I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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