I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Semen is not good for contacts.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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