Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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