I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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