Need sex. Gaining weight.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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