Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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