Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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