would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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