think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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