This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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