Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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