I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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