the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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