My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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