Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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