You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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