yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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