are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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