He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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