I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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