A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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