He disabled his match.com account in front of me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She bit a glass in half.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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