where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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