so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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