he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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