If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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