So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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