I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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