He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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