some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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