too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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