I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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