I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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