This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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