Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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