1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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