u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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