It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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