Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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