David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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