I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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