Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
only you would photoshop your dick
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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