ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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