Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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