if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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