marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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