Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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