she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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