I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She's the barista slut.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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