mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Mom said you looked used
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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