Porn is love you can see.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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