you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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