Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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