You really coming over, don't trick.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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