He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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